i’m fluent in talking shit
"I loved them before they got popular"
when i was around 5 i asked my mom why “some people were different colors” and she said “because god wanted lots of flavors” and let me tell you that was the wrong thing to say because for the next 3 years i thought god ate people when they died
*gets absolutely nothing done* well time for a break
why yes sir I do “swallow” what a silly question