swannsavior:

Whoever runs the Taco Bell twitter is pretty cool.

(via manda)

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nakedly:

nakedly:

i hate perfect people

which is why i hate myself

(via sorry)

sexioto:

that boy you just called gay? well he is gay. he’s your boyfriend. both of you are gay. how do you keep forgetting this, jeffery

(via pornstarwars)

o-m-i-chaos:

"so what are your plans for after college?"

i will dismantle the establishment board by board

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(via hi)

tupacabra:

introductory paragraph of my essay:

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(via bittersweetcliff)

dadvevo:

my crush: hi

me:image

(Source: brititsh, via the-absolute-funniest-posts)

dadvevo:

my crush: hi

me:image

(Source: brititsh, via the-absolute-funniest-posts)

givemeinternet:

A strong independent dog who don’t need no man

(via armadillos-like-me)

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joshhutchercat:

my heart says yes but my mom says no

(via pornstarwars)

piplump:

Fast repliers are the only people going to heaven

(via pornstarwars)

If a boy would give me a serious chance I would do super cute things with him like have our own personal movie nights in the auditorium to watch movies on the big screen together, and climb on the roof of the school late at night to lay on the roof and watch the stars together. Like I think shit like that would be so romantic and cute.