hilabeatlalu:

i dont know why i laughed more than i should have

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Timestamp: 1406181460

nintendumb:

imagine how radical being a pet fish is like youre just swimming around and suddenly it starts raining food

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jonsterzmonsterz:

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dis fuckin bitch

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ill-be-y0ur-safety:

standhaft:

the-universe-of-justin:

Did Disney think Floridians were some alien race or something.

We are

too accurate 

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Timestamp: 1406181292

maitrebells:

first of all, why

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Timestamp: 1406181125

if you can pull off a beanie you can pull off my pants

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Background Actors Who Have No Idea What They Are Doing

ungratefullittleshit:

The guy who has no idea how brooms work:image

This guy that is pretty sure he was just kicked:image

This guy who has no control over his arm movements:

image

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leander-ligo:

lordthundercox:

Yes, it does.

Guys get morning wood because our bladders fill up during the night and begin to press against our prostate, causing arousal. Our dicks don’t just feel the sun coming up and think “My time has come”

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Timestamp: 1406181006

officialwhitegirls:

heteroh:

What is gay sex

image

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deductionhunters:

pleatedjeans:

Douchey Rich Kids of Snapchat (24 Pics)

Do you ever just want to punch someone in the face

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Timestamp: 1406166778